▣ joe_resume_FINAL.doc
“What do you do?” / Joe: “I'm trying to quit.”
Employee file // Solana trenches
Average Joe.
The coin for every normal person
trying to escape the j*b.
$JOE / $MSFT
Solana × OTC Desks
Most people aren't KOLs. They're Average Joes. Finish work. Open the trenches. Try to find one good run. Repeat.
Contract address
AAyo9dsjyfFiyWJ1nZh6uFrrzGkzqUcdmxNmXyRWpump
No fancy character. Just Joe.
CLOCK OUT.OPEN THE TRENCHES.$JOE / $MSFTSOLANA × OTC DESKSWE'RE JUST AVERAGE JOES.CLOCK OUT.OPEN THE TRENCHES.$JOE / $MSFTSOLANA × OTC DESKSWE'RE JUST AVERAGE JOES.
Identity check
Who the fuck is Joe?
Joe is everyone. The person with a normal salary, a normal job, normal bills, and a completely abnormal desire to never have to work for someone else again.
Not an insider
Not a whale
No allocations
No private group chat
He has:
A paycheck. A phone. And the trenches.
That's Joe.
This could literally be anyone.
The Average Joe loop.
7:00 AMWake up
8:30 AMCommute
9:00 AMClock in
12:30 PMCheck charts
5:00 PMClock out
5:01 PMOpen the trenches
2:00 AM“One more trade”
7:00 AMDo it again
There has to be another way.
The place Joe is trying to escape.
Human Resources Portal_ □ ×
Job titleAssociate
SalaryNot enough
Manager“Quick call?”
Vacation daysDenied
Performance reviewMeets expectations
RetirementAge 67
Bro.
The corporate gateway
And where does the corporate loop begin?
LinkedIn.
Need a job? LinkedIn.
Need another job? LinkedIn.
Need to update your résumé? LinkedIn.
Need to post ‘I'm thrilled to announce...’? LinkedIn.
For millions of Average Joes, LinkedIn is one of the main gateways into the corporate world.
And who owns LinkedIn? Microsoft.
The pairing thesis
Why Microsoft?
Because Microsoft owns LinkedIn.
The lore is not complicated. Joe represents the normal worker. The normal worker uses LinkedIn to enter the corporate world. Microsoft owns LinkedIn. And $JOE represents the dream of finding an alternative path through the trenches. So when OTC Desks lets us pair the meme with an asset, the pair writes itself.
Average Joe
↓
Has a j*b
↓
LinkedIn
↓
Microsoft
↓
$MSFT
$JOE / $MSFT
We paired the escape plan
with the company
that owns the entrance.
Joe
Average Joe
Experience: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM Professional Email Sender
Skills:
ExcelPretending on ZoomCharts at workSaying “sounds good”Opening trenches
Open to not working
[ Escape Corporate ]Apply for another j*b?
Are you an Average Joe?
Launch file
Joe is back on Solana.
Meme
$JOE
Paired asset
$MSFT
Network
Solana
Venue
OTC Desks
Joe already had the problem. Microsoft already owned LinkedIn. The corporate loop already existed. OTC Desks simply gives us a way to put the meme and its cultural counterpart inside the same trade.
$JOE / $MSFT
[ View on OTC Desks ]How does the Average Joe escape the j*b?
Corporate plan
Work
↓
Promotion
↓
More work
↓
Retire at 67
Joe plan
Finish work
↓
Open trenches
↓
????
↓
Freedom
One plan has a lot more question marks.
Joe prefers that one.
A meme, not a promise of wealth.
Microsoft Corporate Assistant×
It looks like you're trying
to quit your job.
Would you like help?
Most new trenchers
aren't professional traders.
They're Joe.
They finish work.
They open the trenches.
They try again.
That is the cult.
$JOE.
Meme wall.
▣ quit_job.txt
Boss: “Where do you see yourself?” / Joe: “Not here.”
▣ one_more_trade.xls
The Average Joe doesn't need a narrative. He is the narrative.
▣ average_joe.bmp
CLOCKED OUT. LOCKED IN.
▣ linkedin_escape_plan.pdf
OPEN TO WORK? NO.
▣ trench_notes.txt
Doesn't understand the thesis. Is the thesis.
▣ pairing_FINAL_v9.doc
$JOE / $MSFT — the worker versus the work machine.
How close is Joe to quitting?
Clocked-out controls.
Joes in the cult
0
Site interaction, not real holder data.
The corporate receipts.
Source links will be added here when confirmed. No URLs have been invented.
Source slot
Microsoft ownership of LinkedIn
Pending
Source slot
OTC Desks
Pending
Source slot
Average Joe lore
Pending
$JOE / $MSFT
Average Joe + LinkedIn + Microsoft
We paired the escape plan with the company that owns the entrance.
Corporate paperwork
Employee: Joe
Department: Trenches
Status: Clocked out
Pair: $JOE / $MSFT
OPEN TO NOT WORKING
Clock out.
Open the trenches.
$JOE / $MSFT
Solana × OTC Desks
Contract address
AAyo9dsjyfFiyWJ1nZh6uFrrzGkzqUcdmxNmXyRWpump
Most of us aren't insiders.
We're just Average Joes
trying to find a way out.